Weekly Caption Contest (Week 6 + 7)

Hello, and welcome to the caption contest! Where all members may come to participate for a chance to get tokens!

Every week, I'll be putting up a new picture. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption, and the winner (judged by me) gets tokens!

If you would like to see winners, just check the spoiler tabs near the bottom.

Admin's seal:
(wonder if anyone remembers this xD)



Rules:
No more than 3 captions per person for every picture.
No vulgar language.



1st place: 5 tokens
2nd place: 3 tokens
3rd place: 1 token



This week's picture:

Week 5:

Week 4:

Week 3:

Week 2:

Week 1:

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If you would like to submit a picture for me to use in the caption contest, be sure to send me a PM!

Come quietly, my darling




this pic is hilarious =w=

Thats a very nice every-thing you have there....

Let me show you what my sword can really do

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

"Do you want to have MY "Ragnell"?"
"I finally feel like true love can bloom on the battlefield."
"My Metal Gear goes well in your Fire Emblem, if you know what I mean."

Shh...I'm Batman.

And that's how you do that hold.

I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR TWINKIE!

"Don't struggle....You know you like it ^_~"　

"Look, man. If you're not going to take your medicine, then I'll just force you to do so."

MY COOKING IS DELICIOUS!!

Well, it was hard to choose. But I've picked my top three favorites for the first week.

It is now week 2. Have fun, guys.

"If we can't see them, they can't see us!"

1.) "When you said your place was a bit boxy, this isn't what I thought you meant..."

2.) "I am a robot. I am here to take American jobs. Bleep-bloop."


3.) "Um, if this is what you call roomy, I don't want to know what you consider as 'tight.'"

EDIT: Added my other two.

1. This isn't exactly the one bedroom studio apartment you made it out to be...

2. This is a case where I would've preferred it if you just lived with your parents.

3. Wow, you got a fridge in here too?




my three >w<;

1. "If we don't move, maybe they won't see us!"

2. "Who turned off the lights?"

"It's probably a bad idea to bring the welding torch into the box, but dammit, I'm having fun."

"There's gotta be an easier way to smuggle these lightsabers into Canada..."

Well, that was week 2. Here's week 3, do what you can with it.

1.) "B-B-B-B-B-BOOM, headshooottt."

2.) "OH GAWD, OH, OH JEEZE, OH NO."

3.) "Ow, my face, ow my chest, ow my face."

Yay first for week 2 ^^!



Week 3:
Getting Owned: A User's Manual

"Matt wanted to know why the gun safety rule stated, 'Never shoot at a flat, hard surface'."

"Matt always heard that dual-wielding a shotgun and a sniper rifle was suicidal, but never knew why."

"Matt's famous last words were, '0mfg, mi teem r stoopid y am i with joo guys.'"

"Noobs: Owning themselves so you don't have to."

"...And that was the day Jerry became a fire hydrant."

"Tucker did it" It's a Red Vs Blue joke so you guys probably won't get it ;u; If this one won't work I have another.

"Damn! You guys KS'ed me!" "No you KS'ed me!" "It was obviously my kill first!"

"Stupid reds. Can't get a kill on their own."